life hack: shut up. just shut the fuck up.

whitebreadlightlytoasted:

American Horror Story Season 5:
John Green Novels

(via fishinboatsproceeds)

bad-dominicana:

Shout out to all of us who are intense as fuck in the face of constant damper.

(via official-mens-frights-activist)

lookatthisfuckingoppressor:

Wait, it’s activists making oppressed groups look bad? I thought it was entire industries, media organizations, politicians, and deeply entrenched social biases. My bad.

(via whitepeoplestealingculture)

formernerdfighter:

bryarly:

CREEPY LINE IS CREEPY

Gus is John.

john green is a huge gross creepy creep and that’s all there is to say about him formernerdfighter:

bryarly:

CREEPY LINE IS CREEPY

Gus is John.

john green is a huge gross creepy creep and that’s all there is to say about him formernerdfighter:

bryarly:

CREEPY LINE IS CREEPY

Gus is John.

john green is a huge gross creepy creep and that’s all there is to say about him formernerdfighter:

bryarly:

CREEPY LINE IS CREEPY

Gus is John.

john green is a huge gross creepy creep and that’s all there is to say about him

formernerdfighter:

bryarly:

CREEPY LINE IS CREEPY

Gus is John.

john green is a huge gross creepy creep and that’s all there is to say about him

(via ihatejohngreen)

Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.

Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.

You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.

As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”

Q

stovepipehat asked:

john green when is the next Epic Quest for Nerd Pussy comeing out????

A

fishinboatsproceeds:

working on it bb

Q

joshiferlover1211 asked:

You are such a dick John Green has wrote so many good books and has won awards for them and 1 has become a movie and 2 others are becoming movies what the fuck hace you done thats better than him

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ihatejohngreen:

well for one I respect Holocaust victims